It's popular enough to get beaten down like an aging hooker every now and again, but hey. I've been there 24 hours and it feels like home.
[posted with ecto]
Now Nimmo is a handsome man, so I'm inclined to believe him when he says it's a bit of a joke, rather than an attempt to pull. The man is a pulling machine fer christsakes (or at least he says he is). Having said that, he's defiantly over-sexed, so maybe he's looking at it as a new resource.
So we screw around in it for a while, and I'm thinking... "hey this is just like a crappy social network thing".
Um. And it is. So Nimmo thinks it's a good idea for me to have a go as well. Let's just say that next time I decided that it's a good idea to listen to a drunken South African who is pimping himself out on some website, shoot me.
But I had a go anyway.
First thing. Fuck. The FORMS. There are too many forms in REAL LIFE. Who the fuck wants to spend all this time filling in all this crap?
So I filled out the forms, I ticked all the boxes (I don't really know what they all mean. An activity partner? It's not sex, because there was a sex partner box (which I ticked)) and told them that the three words that describe me are happy, weird and lost. That's what came into my head anyway. Oh I'm also agnostic and laughing about it.
Yeah, I tried to take everything seriously, otherwise there's no point. Problem is I couldn't quite drop some of my asshole status.
Still... in for a penny.
So i do the personality test:
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and I did the slut test:
shit again. i think. I'd rather be one or the other.
So now I've answered some of their questions, and I click the match button.
Well, at least I got a laugh out of it.
I think you can see me on it here.
I have no idea what happens now, but if you want to go and laugh at me, go here.
As always, I'll keep the world posted. I do hope this is funny.