NinjaDeath.
I hope I look this good when I'm older.
I wonder if it annoys you in the afterlife, y'know the not having organs thing? I wonder if it's frustrating, all that lumbering and such that seems to be the obligatory for the mummified undead? I'd like to be the stealth-ninja of the undead. The decomposing Mummy Ninja of whirlwind death.
Perhaps I could be the mutant decomposing Mummy Ninja of death? With extra arms. Wait. No. I'd have a mutation like throwing lightening. The extra arms will just be other mummies that I have killed with my ninja ways. I'll get them stitched on by an assistant, possibly called Igor. Not sure about that yet.
But I would sleep in a glass cabinet because that's trendy and new age, and then everyone could see me and be AFRAID.
I wonder if it annoys you in the afterlife, y'know the not having organs thing? I wonder if it's frustrating, all that lumbering and such that seems to be the obligatory for the mummified undead? I'd like to be the stealth-ninja of the undead. The decomposing Mummy Ninja of whirlwind death.
Perhaps I could be the mutant decomposing Mummy Ninja of death? With extra arms. Wait. No. I'd have a mutation like throwing lightening. The extra arms will just be other mummies that I have killed with my ninja ways. I'll get them stitched on by an assistant, possibly called Igor. Not sure about that yet.
But I would sleep in a glass cabinet because that's trendy and new age, and then everyone could see me and be AFRAID.