Cybershite
On the right. Hideous monstrosity, on the left. Comparable perfection. These are the new Cybermen that I just saw desicrate my TV. I hate them, and I hate you for bringing them to me and spoiling my eyes and ear and... fuck!
You know what? They look cooler than most of the old Cybermen, but I'm going to even prefer the cloth faced twats over these metal idiots after the shit that I just had to sit through. Fucking diabolically written trash, designed to take an old foe and de-fang them.
Why the fuck bother to continue 40 years of continuity, if you're going to ignore it. I'd rather have seen the crap 80's Cybermen return than these terrible "DELETE" shouting mother fuckers. I mean alternate worlds? That's fucking cheap mate. It's nasty. It's the worst plot device ever. Even Star Trek avoided it where it could.
WORSE! It seems this is based on the Big Finish play "Spare Parts", which is AWESOME. This is not. That is call defiling, and you should just go and rape someone, rather than destroying someone else's work. I wonder if it's a good thing that they credit the author of Spare Parts with some of the story. I wonder if he is embarrassed by it. I would be.
I am going to hunt Russell T. Davis down and make him do terrible normal things until annoying lisps disappear. Twat.