In which I get annoyed
I saw some people last night. People I've not seen in a while.
Look... the UK has great writers, great culture and doesn't need to get embroiled in one-up-man-ship. Seriously, don't. The major player here is a tiny wet little island, where people batter their food. Just don't. Look at how much you've done with so little... be proud, but do so quietly. If you can do it, I'll even try to make the Saffa(s) shut up. Promise.
Having said this, I am fiercely Australian, and after 8 years of raving about my country (especially when it comes to sport) we started loosing things here and there... so I learnt to stop being annoying... giving me a year or so of quiet nodding.
So you UK lot can do the same.
Especially now. Someone taunted me about the Commonwealth Games last night.
That is fucking stupid.
Apparently if you add up the UK medals they beat Australia. Ha!
Honestly? This feels like a cheating way... I might have retaliated by saying something stupid like "then divide by population" or something, but that's the stupid one-up-man-ship stuff coming out (sorry, sorry) but there was beer, and the games are stupid anyway.
What I should have said was LEARN TO COUNT YOU SOFT POMMY FUCK.
Today:
Australia 75 Gold 61 Silver 58 Bronze 194 Total
England 28 Gold 35 Silver 29 Bronze 92 Total
Scotland 10 Gold 7 Silver 11 Bronze 28 Total
Wales 3 Gold 4 Silver 10 Bronze 17 Total
Northern Ireland 0 Gold 2 Silver 0 Bronze 2 Total (ought to just give it back mate)
UK Total 43 Gold 46 Silver 50 Bronze 139 Total
Now divide that figure, you flaming galah.
[posted with ecto]
A quick word on the United Kingdom. I've lived in the UK for nearly 10 years. I have no fucking idea what makes it up... so I looked on wikipedia. It told it was:
The United Kingdom (UK) or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, is a country in North West Europe. It is made up of the nations of England, Scotland and Wales (together known as Great Britain), and Northern Ireland (on the island of Ireland).
So all you dicks hassling me about tiny islands can fuck off. Now. They don't make a difference anyway, and I'm still better than you.
Comments
Give em hell mate!!! ...
Thoes stupid gits!!!!
They all need to wake up to themselves. :D
Posted by: JB | April 11, 2006 12:19 PM
Anger management time?
Remind me how long it is until the rugby world cup ;-)
Posted by: Des | March 27, 2006 7:41 PM