Dead bodies everywhere...
Please read the following with church organ music playing in the background… even if it’s in your mind.
I don’t relish the thought of looking at a dead body, especially the bodies of the lost and the broken and the doomed. Or the damned. That’d be kind of… hokey…
…and possibly unsanitary. I don’t want to be unsanitary. We must never be unsanitary, because that’d be wrong. And we don’t want to be wrong, do we?
But back to the bodies, because if we leave them too long they might start to decompose and rot. And we don’t want that either. Do we???
You need to be looking at the bodies with one of those “alternative mentalities”. Pick one of them that will enable you to look at them without fear, or vomit. Vomit isn’t all that good. Pick the mentality that will enable you to bludgeon a bunch of rednecks to death with your own severed arm. Possibly while howling at the moon (full or otherwise).
Now look at the bodies. Look at them all. Can you figure out what’s going on? Can you?
No?
You’re sick. Very sick. Why the hell are you looking at bodies that aren’t there? That’s just wrong….
Comments
Comon I'm watching saving private ryan to relax, the Omaha scene over and over again- oh yeah thats rite threw the head, hmmmmm chunky!!! heh he's on fire too....mmmmmm
( oh yeah :D)
throw anything at me i can take it.. muahahah... bring it!!!!
Posted by: JB | April 11, 2006 12:27 PM
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Posted by: Kristian | March 14, 2006 2:13 PM
K,
What the f*ck are you talking about
Posted by: Des | March 14, 2006 4:48 AM