My thoughts
The only thing I am clearing up is that you dont do anything around the house. The rest of the arguement/shit fight I don't have time or the energy (Im sick btw peoples) to think about let alone post about.
OK, firstly you claim you "never" use any plates or cutlery, but I would argue that youd do use some. You made bacon sandwiches (requring plates) two days ago, you leave teabags around the house (surely I should have to clean them up?) and I believe you still use cutlery to eat your microwave meals? But Ill keep doing the washing up, cause noone else will. As I am around the house and need to make "a sandwich" (wow!) there isnt ANY space (anywhere) so I just clean everything.
So you never need plates because you eat out all the time, thus most of our bin is full of your crap. Bags of chicken bones, Frijj bottles etc etc, but that doesnt mean you should EVER move the bins out! I come home from Amsterdam and there is garbage EVERYWHERE! But Im sure you will argue that you dont make waste, all the crap you purchase and display on this blog (for example) dont have packaging etc.
Then there is the mail. Something you and Nise just cant even move. I come back from Amsterdam to find mail slammed up against the door. Newspapers, magazines and even a CD package from work. Im glad that didnt get smashed.
Although Kit gets just as much mail as I do, I am sure he will once again argue it's not his problem, could you at least push it to one side rather than smashing it into the wall?
As I work from home I guess its my responsibilty to organise British gas to come fix our lights, the builder to do the jobs that needs to be done etc Im cool with that.
The vacuum never comes out (although ours is shit (as I have used it a few times).
In your defence you cleaned the bathroom. Cheers, it is nice to have a clean bathroom, Ill pay that.
Also for a man who openly "hates" this house, you never seem to buy anything to improve the quality of life. I buy lights when our longue room is in total darkness. Nise gets fittings to hold the toilet paper, toothbrushes etc in the bathroom. I got the shelves for the bathroom.
Basically Im just saying you do shit all around the house. Yeah it pisses me off a little, but what can ya do?
Oh, and my office. Since I got the space under the bed, a new desk and replaced the 21inch screen with a 19inch flatscreen, Ive now got space to keep it all tidy. Im confident it will be the most tidy room in the house, because it has to be! Im proud of that office now, so it will be kept pretty darn nicely!
Finally, I don't care that your posting this on your blog. After many games of "I've never" in Byron, I don't think much really phases me. If I was seriously worried about this stuff, then I would probably kill myself with worry ang regret with some of the things i do/have done.
I believe you should chill out. Don't take things so personally. We are not out to get you. We are here to hang with you and try to improve your quality of life.
Oh and I have found a cleaner. She comes next wednesday (w00t!), so most of this will not be an issue!