Help me please
...this train journey! That's right kiddies, I'm off. Sorta. I'm on a journey to Lincoln to see the relatives, and take solice with people who, maybe, don't really want to see me but feel duty bound to do so.
And I'm looking forward to it. Mwahahahahaha. I've not been up to Lincoln for ages. In fact I've not been up since the last break-up, it'll be nice to recharge up there. I'm not sure if the jumper I have with me is enough, because I forgot it can get bastard cold up here. Hm. Maybe I'll get another cold...
... although that isn't likely, because my immune system is now supercharged and awesome, just like the rest of me. I sent it away for training, and then deliberately caught this cold to ensure that it can do the job. Which I'm please to report it can. I pretty much feel better now. Sorta. So I am going to continue with my body modification ideas and get all pierced and tattooed up. Result.
Anyway much therapy in forms of conversation with my little sister (little fZe, not the "real" one) and Little Hell, whom (I'm pretty sure) is so awesome I might be forced to totally crush on her for ever and ever. Not sure yet.
She did beat me at pool, but then again it's not that hard.
Speaking of crushes, I have decided that since Emma clearly doesn't want the awesomeness that is me, it's time to randomly fall in love again. Applications now please. If you can't share the misery of existence, then you really can't share anything, not even Nintendo. What is the world coming to when you can't share Nintendo?