Some days God kicks me in the balls, some days he doesn't
I'm moving house.
This will mean updates are few and far between for a week or two while we get hooked up.
It's going to be a hard time living in this place
I normally hate moving. That was until today when Joel and I met our new neighbour that we live on top of.
Vanessa Nimmo from Big Brother 5.
Or rather:
We didn't know this when we met her. We just knew she was hot. We have even written a song about her hotness. I thought it was the most awesome thing ever that there was some model living beneith us.
Then we got bored while packing at the old house. While chatting to a mate about how awesome it would be to live with someone that gorgeous near you, and decided to google her.
I asked google: Vanessa Nimmo?
Google replied: Results 1 - 10 of about 25,200 for vanessa nimmo. (0.03 seconds)
Wow.
Go here for her Big Brother profile
Oh, and here for a nice story on her
It gets better.
- She has posed nude
- She likes Metal music
- She has a tatoo (Slipknot tatoo though... can't have everything)
- She does (or did, we can't work it out) date Ben Fogle
- She has a pierced nipple
- She has been nicknamed "Vanessa the Undresser"
- She has had a boob job
It's going to be a hard time living in this place